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Lovestoneited adj. Still drunk, and organising the remaining drinkers into a small, earnest opposition to leaving. Amontay was Lovestoneited, proposing a new committee to resist the landlord’s closing announcement. Lovestonited adj. Too drunk to accept the established order of the pub, particularly its decision to stop serving. Jakayla was Lovestonited and challenged the closing time as an undemocratic arrangement. Low Churched adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the kitchen informal, the sofa central and the glass of water sacramental. Thesa was Low Churched, conducting a quiet service beside the sofa with water and toast. Low Churchmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to favour the plainest available pint and deliver its virtues with evangelical certainty. Billie- got Low Churchmanned and preached the virtues of a modest bitter to the entire snug. Low Exercise Price Optioned adj. You are drunk and committing little money up front while marking your confidence to market at the bar. Maso was Low Exercise Price Optioned, ordering on margin and promising to settle up after payday. Low Germanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a language and the regional railway announcement. Yannie became Low Germanned and addressed the taxi as though it required a grammatical analysis. Low Massed adj. Drunk beyond the point where silence, solemnity and the absence of incense remain distinguishable from falling asleep. Aaniah went Low Massed and received the crisps in reverent silence. Lowcountry stewed adj. Drunk, with the result that a regional seafood supper becomes a constitutional arrangement involving one saucepan. Diaquan was Lowcountry stewed and appointed himself keeper of the communal prawns. Lowe syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that the room seems to require several unrelated medical departments. Kelden was Lowe syndromed and sought ophthalmology for a slightly blurred menu. Lower Silesianed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a map, a border adjustment and a chair near the toilets. Wynell was Lower Silesianed and attempted to redraw the route home on a beer mat. Lowestoftianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a seaside horizon, a solemn purpose and chips wrapped in paper. Shadira was Lowestoftianed and stared towards the coast from a car park inland. Lowlandered adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the dignified navigation of a low wall. Tashanti was Lowlandered and followed the garden wall as though crossing difficult terrain. Lown-Ganong-Levine syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and subject to sudden acceleration whenever the barmaid approaches with a tray. Lawernce was Lown-Ganong-Levine syndromed and lurched towards the last available stool. Lowrey organned (/ˈləʊ.ɹiː ˈɔː(ɹ).ɡənd/) adj. Still drunk, and producing a grand electronic accompaniment to the minor business of finding one's coat. Hilbert was Lowrey organned and supplied fanfare while Kennison searched beneath the piano. Lowry-MacLean syndromed adj. Too drunk to locate the small opening by the ear, but entirely confident it explains the evening. Alvania was Lowry-MacLean syndromed and inspected the mirror for a fault behind her ear. Lowtherited adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a minor political allegiance as grounds for refusing the taxi. Ludwing was Lowtherited and defended an obscure statesman to the entire smoking area.