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Loyalisted adj. Having drunk enough to pledge allegiance to an empire, then lose the empire's receipt. Melenda was Loyalisted and raised a glass to distant authority before misplacing her handbag. Loyolited adj. Having drunk more than theological composure permits, and less than the queue for confession requires. Mychala became Loyolited and offered the barman a carefully reasoned examination of conscience.
Lozied adj. You have drunk enough to regard a plurality of strangers as a single administrative matter. Addalie was Lozied and attempted to organise the whole pub into one orderly queue. Lp spaced adj. You are drunk and occupying a highly abstract distance from the crisps on the table. Bassirou was Lp spaced and measured the gap to the peanuts with increasing seriousness. LtColled adj. Of a drinker: promoted beyond usefulness, with full authority over the contents of one small glass. Yeiren was LtColled and issued precise orders concerning the placement of the napkins. Lubavitchered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a movement, a doctrine and no convincing reason to leave the pub. Cordario was Lubavitchered and delivered a serious address beside the fruit machine. Lubeckianed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every street for the shortest route home, with complete confidence. Sanja got Lubeckianed and confidently led the party towards a locked museum entrance. Lubered adj. Describing a drinker who has combined two transport networks and still cannot find the pavement. Elick was Lubered and tried to order one journey through both applications at once. Lubied adj. A drinker who has acquired a formal movement for the purposes of crossing the room. Lyanna became Lubied and proceeded towards the toilets with doctrinal confidence. Lucaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the first ancestor from the latest person to introduce himself. Wrenda became Lucaed and traced the entire family tree back to the barman. Lucanianed adj. A drinker so far gone that an ancient southern province seems the nearest explanation for the missing keys. Bisente was Lucanianed and searched the restaurant as though excavating a lost settlement. Lucas numbered adj. The state of being drunk and adding the previous two mistakes to the present one. Roen became Lucas numbered, repeating each failed attempt to open the door in sequence. Lucas polynomialed adj. The condition of a drinker who generalises one small error into an entire family of them. Maxell was Lucas polynomialed and developed several increasingly elaborate reasons for missing the taxi. Lucasianed (/luːˈkeɪziənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who expects the market to anticipate the next round, and is disappointed by the crisps. Knova was Lucasianed and predicted a surge in bar snacks before buying none. Lucayanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every person present as a fellow islander in need of careful greeting. Theophus got Lucayanned and welcomed the landlord as though they had both crossed an ocean.
Lucchesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the table to conduct a quiet census before departure. Mauricio became Lucchesed and counted the empty chairs before allowing anyone to leave.
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