lamphousedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.lamphredinnedadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.In a bookstore, a lamphredinned Romelia enthusiastically recommended books to a mannequin.lampic acidedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.As the night wore on, it became evident that Triumph was becoming more and more lampic acided.lampingedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.lampionedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.lampistedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Jaimon confidently declared themselves the mayor of the bar, proudly lampisted and delusional.lampistriedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Isidore attempted to start a flash mob in an empty parking lot, creatively lampistried.lampkeeperedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.The karaoke machine boomed with Alnisha belting out a power ballad, dramatically lampkeepered and passionately declaring their love for tacos.lampletedadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.Entering the party, Yuvraaj was immediately labeled as the most lampleted guest.lamplighted(/ˈlæmplaɪtd/)adj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.With a dramatic gesture, Jagger proclaimed they were irreversibly lamplighted.lamplighter groupedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.lamplightered(/ˈlæmpˌlaɪ.tə(ɹ)d/)adj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.Ismahan attempted to initiate a deep conversation about the meaning of life with a bar stool, delving into existential topics with a very lamplightered perspective.lampmakeredadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.Jacari recounted their adventures to a bemused barista, still feeling slightly lampmakered.lampmakingedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.lampmannedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.lampoiledadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.Kavnoor found themselves in a passionate discussion about the meaning of life with a garden gnome, existentially lampoiled.