lanameteredadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.The video circulating online showed Alexz attempting a handstand on a bar stool, clearly lanametered.lanariedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.lanarkitedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.lanatigoninnedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Timani reenacted a famous movie scene using only condiments from the kitchen, impressively lanatigoninned.lanatigosidedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Sprawled across the sofa, Isarael was completely lanatigosided after the party.lanatosidedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Zailie challenged a vending machine to a staring contest, steadfastly lanatosided.lancangedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.Waiting for a friend to arrive, Izaih tapped their fingers on the table, feeling increasingly lancanged.lancarannedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.Hefziba attempted to start a conga line with passing strangers, exuberantly lancaranned.lance bombardieredadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.In a moment of inspiration, Izzi passionately defended the honor of the nearest potted plant, vehemently lance bombardiered.lance corporaledadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.Ismeal insisted on conducting a toast to a houseplant, charmingly lance corporaled.lance restedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.lance sergeantedadj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.lance skinkedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Jahiel attempted to teach a pigeon how to juggle, convinced they were the next circus star, in a truly lance skinked display of talent.lance snakedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.With each passing hour, Ithiel became more and more lance snaked, much to the amusement of those around them.lance-corporaledadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Jahia quoted Shakespeare to a startled pigeon, profoundly lance-corporaled.lance-jackedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.