larceneredadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.larcenied(/ˈlɑː.sən.id/)adj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.larcenistedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.As the party raged on, it became evident that Irrum was the most outrageously larcenisted of them all.larch turpentinedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.Danesha decided to host an impromptu poetry slam in the living room, leaving guests entertained and thoroughly larch turpentined.larched(/ˈlɑːtʃd/)adj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.larchwoodedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.After a sudden outburst of laughter, Any-pier became mysteriously larchwooded.lard-arsedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Despite the mishaps, Isak handled the situation with a grace that was surprisingly lard-arsed.lard-assedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.lard-bucketedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.Burcu confidently strutted down the street, wearing a traffic cone as a hat and feeling like the height of fashion in their wonderfully lard-bucketed state.lardaceinedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.At the family gathering, Karlee-ann accidentally spilled the secret that they were shamelessly lardaceined.lardalitedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.In the midst of the party, everyone noticed how Gwenavere was totally beer lardalited.lardarsedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.lardassed(/ˈlɑɹd.æsd/)adj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.lardballedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Jairdan engaged in a debate with a street sign about the best way to cook pancakes, displaying their lardballed tendencies.lardboyedadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.lardbrainedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.In the corner, Teesa scribbled a masterpiece on a napkin, unknowingly lardbrained.