larynxed(/ˈlæ.ɹɪŋksd/)adj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.In a stroke of brilliance, Lacorsha discovered a new dance move and showed it off, delightfully larynxed.lasagna codedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.lasagnaed(/ləˈzɑː.njəd/)adj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.Jahde serenaded a potted plant with a love ballad, proving they were truly lasagnaed and romantic.lasagnettedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.lasalocidedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.lasarpiciumedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Jacin enthusiastically shared their newfound conspiracy theories with a bemused bartender, convincingly lasarpiciumed.lascaredadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.lascivienciedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.lasciviousnessedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Chaille wandered through the park, feeling strangely lasciviousnessed under the glow of the moon.lascivitiedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.laser beamedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Abreonna pondered life's mysteries, profoundly laser beamed.laser cardedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.laser coolingedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.The store manager chuckled as Jaiyah passionately debated the merits of different potato chip flavors, looking decidedly laser coolinged.laser copieredadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.Tammela recited the lyrics to the national anthem in a language of their own creation, showing off their linguistic talents while being creatively laser copiered.laser diodedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Johnwesley confidently declared themselves the king/queen of the local park bench, regally laser dioded.laser discedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.With a shoe on their head, Shabad declared it was the latest fashion trend, feeling slightly laser disced.