lassituded(/ˈlæsɪˌtjuːdd/)adj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.lasso celledadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.lasso peptidedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.J'lynn attempted to have a deep philosophical discussion with a bar stool, passionately debating the meaning of life, much to the confusion of others witnessing their lasso peptided state.lassockedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Jakhyla enthusiastically debated the existence of aliens with a street sign, clearly lassocked.lassoed(/ˈlæs.oʊd/)adj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.At the party, the host noticed Stazia slouched in the corner, looking completely lassoed.lassoeredadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.lassoingedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.lassoistedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Arlicia attempted to start a conga line in the middle of a library, much to the confusion of the other patrons, clearly lassoisted.lassolatitedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Across the room, a group of friends cheered as Brennda attempted to breakdance, surprisingly lassolatited.lassomycinnedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.lassopeptidedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.Iaan woke up feeling thoroughly lassopeptided, with a mysterious tattoo of a chicken nugget on their arm.lassuedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.last 16'dadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Ellyanah declared themselves the mayor of the living room, authoritatively last 16'd.last antecedent ruledadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.last big thingedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Iziyah engaged in a passionate discussion about the merits of various types of bread, truly embodying their last big thinged persona.last burst of firedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.