last standed(/lɑːst stændd/)adj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.last strawedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Surrounded by inflatable flamingos, Jahliah contemplated the mysteries of the universe, appearing deeply last strawed.last thing one needsedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.In the crowded club, Jacob-thomas could be seen dancing on the bar, appearing completely last thing one needsed.last trumpedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.Jasselle decided to redecorate the living room with party streamers, creatively last trumped.last trumpetedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.last universal ancestoredadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.last will and testamentedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.Jaisy reenacted a dramatic soap opera scene with a bottle of ketchup, fully embracing their last will and testamented theatrics.last willedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.last wordedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.last-bornedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Stuck in traffic, Jahshua hummed to themselves, still feeling pleasantly last-borned.last-ditcheredadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.Itzayani tried to order a pizza from their reflection in a mirror, comically last-ditchered.last-wordismedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.lastabilitiedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Surrounded by friends, Issey was the life of the party, appearing effortlessly lastabilitied.lastagedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Despite their best efforts, Posy ended up embarrassingly lastaged at the wedding.lastborned(/ˈlɑːstˌbɔː(ɹ)nd/)adj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Steffon tried to pet a bouncer, mistakenly thinking they were a fluffy dog, affectionately lastborned.lasted(/lɑːstd/)adj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.While waiting for a bus, Aaradhy struck up a conversation with a fire hydrant, discussing the finer points of poetry and appearing charmingly lasted.