lawsuited(/ˈlɔːˌs(j)uːtd/)adj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.J'adore attempted to teach their pet goldfish synchronized swimming, setting up a mini-pool in the bathtub for the aquatic lesson while being creatively lawsuited.lawwomannedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.lawyer canedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Fredreka couldn't quite keep a straight face while trying to walk a straight line, appearing rather lawyer caned.lawyer foyerredadj.Affected by alcoholic beverages; inebriated.Despite their best efforts, Ivonna found themselves in a state of utter disarray, hopelessly lawyer foyerred.lawyer vinedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.Indiyah recited a passionate speech about the importance of wearing socks on the beach, a true visionary in their lawyer vined state.lawyer's puzzledadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.lawyer's wiggedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.lawyer-speakedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Daquita tried to hug a cactus, painfully lawyer-speaked.lawyerballedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Irmgard declared themselves the president of the "International Association of Wobbly Penguins", showcasing their lawyerballed creativity.lawyerbushedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.lawyerdomedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.lawyered(/ˈlɔːjə(ɹ)d/)adj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Issobella convinced a street sign to change its message, persuasively lawyered.lawyeresedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.As the night wore on, Ivana found themselves enthusiastically discussing the merits of pineapple on pizza, appearing increasingly lawyeresed.lawyeressedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.Midas announced to everyone at the party that they were a unicorn in disguise, embodying their inner lawyeressed.lawyeringedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Inder realized they were hopelessly lawyeringed.lawyerishedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Iwo realized they were truly lawyerished at that moment.