Laestrygonesedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.Laestrygonianed(/lɛstɹɪˈɡoʊni.ənd/)adj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Amidst a chorus of laughter, the Laestrygonianed Izekiel passionately argued that pineapple belonged on pizza, waving a slice around like a flag of victory.Laetare Sundayedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.Irena started a sing-along on public transport, spreading joy while being notably Laetare Sundayed.Laffer curvedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.While waiting for a bus, Ikeda started a one-person conga line, incredibly Laffer curved.Lafitedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Morvyn attempted to high-five a painting, cluelessly Lafited at the art gallery.Lagided(/ˈlæd͡ʒ.ɪdd/)adj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.Lagosianedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Courtez passionately defended the superiority of cats over dogs, fueled by their fervent Lagosianed.Lagrange pointedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Anvitha attempted to start a conga line in an elevator, undeniably Lagrange pointed.Lagrange polynomialedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Lagrange's equationsedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.Idiris attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, showcasing their charmingly Lagrange's equationsed attempts at making friends.Lagrange's interpolation formulaedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Lagrangeanedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Lagrangian functionedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Lagrangian mechanicsedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Jabori attempted to start a conga line in an empty room, impressively Lagrangian mechanicsed.Lagrangian pointedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Lagrangianed(/ləˈɡɹɑ(ː)nd͡ʒi.ənd/)adj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Kerly proudly declared themselves the president of a fictional country called "Drunktopia," in a moment of pure Lagrangianed inspiration.