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LD'd adj. You have drunk enough to develop a spreading rash of explanations, feverish certainty and aching recollections. Eden-marie was LD'd, tracing the evening’s route on her arm in red biro. LD-PE'd adj. Drunk to the point where every firm opinion has acquired low density and considerable flexibility. Anneke went LD-PE'd and folded her objection neatly around the next round. LD50'd adj. Slowed by drink to regarding half the company as a statistically sufficient casualty rate. Tamu was LD50'd, having reduced the dinner party to a survivable experimental sample. LDA'd adj. Loosened by drink into a directional aid pointing confidently towards the wrong exit. Hartense was LDA'd and directed the whole party towards the car park instead of the station. LDAR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into inspecting every tap, pipe, and radiator for faults that are not there. Patrickjoseph went LDAR'd and examined the pub's plumbing with a borrowed torch. LDC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed only the least developed approach to getting home. Mckinsley was LDC'd and treated the pavement as an ambitious transport system. LDEW'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely accommodate, and directing considerable energy at a cold cup of tea. Stpehanie was LDEW'd by breakfast, applying intense attention to a mug that had already gone cold. LDF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of being easily assembled, poorly supported, and useful mainly for holding up the conversation. Gaylon went LDF'd and became Sarianna's temporary shelving unit beside the jukebox. LDH'd adj. Loosened by drink into converting every modest success into a boast about personal transformation. Sehraj got LDH'd and converted finding a taxi into evidence of exceptional leadership. LDHI'd adj. Drunk and using a low-dose household inhibitor to prevent the evening freezing solid around the sofa. Maisen was LDHI'd, sipping water slowly while preventing the room from becoming entirely inert. LDI'd adj. You are drunk and directing every remaining resource towards the liabilities of last orders. Tabius went LDI'd and invested his remaining cash in one unnecessary final round. LDIF'd adj. Drunk and exchanging personal details in a format intelligible chiefly to directory services. Sharya went LDIF'd and supplied her address, title and telephone number to the coat stand. LDL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and circulating a little too freely among people who had stopped inviting it. Damaurion got LDL'd and carried Dontravious's unfinished stories round the table. LDOC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every closing bell feels like permission to abandon tomorrow. Ivy-mae got LDOC'd and left her coat beside the bar as if term had ended forever. LDP'd (/ɛldiˈpid/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves driving privileges theoretically limited to the journey conducted by someone else. Ethelann got LDP'd and surrendered the car keys before attempting the taxi rank. LDPE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining its shape only until someone leans against it. Jaid was LDPE'd by closing time, while Begw used him as a flexible coat stand.