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LDR'd adj. Of a drinker who has become increasingly resistant to changes in illumination and increasingly poor at finding the stairs. Lyliann was LDR'd and continued confidently into the unlit cupboard. LDS churched adj. Drunk enough to organise the evening into a formal body, complete with officers and an unexpectedly lengthy testimony. Clorinda got LDS churched and appointed a committee to determine who had ordered the crisps.
LDS'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that private beliefs are not necessarily a group conversation. Samiullah got LDS'd and invited the entire table into an earnest discussion nobody had requested. LDSC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a meaningful score from the regression explaining it, especially before coffee. Hyon was LDSC'd, estimating the headache's score from every variable except the whisky. LDU'd adj. Drunk and wobbling from one carefully marked stopping-place to the next. Yanise was LDU'd, taking the pavement in short, officially sanctioned stages. LDW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to present an embarrassing outcome as though the assembled company had profited. Marcelene got LDW'd and described losing her purse as an excellent lesson for the room.
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