legless lizardedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.The bartender couldn't help but smirk as Cassen attempted to order a "martini, shaken not stirred, with a twist of lime and a hint of legless lizarded", clearly testing the limits of mixology.leglessnessedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.legletedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Hydea stumbled over their words, a classic sign of being quite legleted.leglocked(/ˈlɛɡˌlɒkd/)adj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.The night ended with Atoria peacefully napping on a couch, looking serenely leglocked.legmanned(/ˈlɛɡˌmænd/)adj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.legoedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.legoglobinnedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Jaidalynn attempted to do a handstand, forgetting they were indoors and promptly crashing into a coffee table, very legoglobinned.legongedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.legoveredadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.legplatedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.Isaic shared deep, heartfelt advice with a garden gnome, sincerely legplated.legpulledadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.legpulleredadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.legranditedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.Immogen stumbled upon a group of ducks and tried to recruit them for a top-secret mission, much to the confusion of bystanders and their legrandited state.legroomed(/ˈlɛɡɹuːmd/)adj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Ives rearranged the furniture in their apartment to "improve the feng shui," showcasing their interior design skills while being completely legroomed.legropedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Surrounded by empty glasses, Jaeveon realized they had become unintentionally legroped.legs all the way to one's neckedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.Gardina confidently declared that they were the world's foremost expert on pizza toppings, clearly legs all the way to one's necked.