lesser spotted woodpeckered

(/ˈlɛsə(ɹ)ˈspɒtəd ˈwədpɛkə(ɹ)d/)

adj.

Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.

While ordering another round, Becket chuckled to themselves, feeling quite lesser spotted woodpeckered.

Source: Wiktionary