levator labii superioris alaeque nasied

(/lɪˈveɪ.tɚ ˌleɪ.biˌaɪ sʊˌpɪɹ.iˈɔɹ.ɪs əˌliˌkwi ˈneɪˌzaɪd/)

adj.

Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.

As the clock struck midnight, Ilyess found themselves contemplating the meaning of life, feeling philosophically levator labii superioris alaeque nasied.

Source: Wiktionary