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LF'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and putting the wrong foot forward for the taxi. Anouschka was LF'd and placed one foot carefully beside the kerb, then waited. LFA'd adj. Describing a drinker who requires patient company, simple arrangements, and someone else to locate the exit. Raj got LFA'd, so Yoriel quietly arranged the taxi and kept him away from the stairs. LFBOT'd adj. Drunk past the point of controlled movement, with a brief, bright burst followed by an awkward disappearance. Jazale was LFBOT'd, making one rapid dash for the stairs before vanishing behind the banister. LFC'd adj. Loosened by drink into a person who regards every departure as a temporary fostering arrangement. Cassadie got LFC'd and placed three abandoned scarves under her protection. LFD'd adj. Loosened by drink into announcing the result of every bodily sensation as though it were a simple diagnostic test. Kendriana was LFD'd and reported each trip to the lavatory with unnecessary clinical certainty. LFG'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sentence structurally elegant and every practical decision inexplicable. Lyli got LFG'd and produced a flawless analysis of why the taxi was not, in fact, a taxi. LFL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating at the lowest flammable limit compatible with finding one's coat. Larayna was LFL'd by closing time, standing quietly among the coats while Freddie-dean searched for the taxi. LFMP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined several metals and arrived at the philosophical conclusion that iron is a condiment. Komora became LFMP'd and seasoned the discussion with iron, manganese, and unnecessary confidence. LFMR'd adj. You are drunk and mining the evening for recoverable dignity, reclaiming scraps from beneath the rubble. Daritza was LFMR'd, excavating her handbag for a phone that was plainly in her hand. LFN'd adj. Drunk beyond fitting comfortably within ordinary limits, including those provided for file names. Shaparis was LFN'd and needed the full length of the bench to explain the receipt. LFO'd adj. Of a drinker who has begun oscillating slowly between the same two stories, involving everyone nearby. Ulysse went LFO'd and alternated between two accounts of the evening for Reginae's benefit. LFP'd adj. Reduced by drink to three letters, two metals, and an urgent preference for phosphorus-shaped chips. Tamaika was LFP'd and attempted to arrange the chips according to chemical symbols. LFR'd adj. Of a drinker who has been facially recognised by everyone in the taxi queue, including those not acquainted. Rijad got LFR'd and was identified by the night porter before giving his name. LFS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the legs can access only the nearest available route. Jorgie was LFS'd, opening the cupboard whenever the stairs were requested. LFSR'd adj. The state of being drunk and shifting each morning recollection along, while feeding yesterday’s error back into the sequence. Xylie was LFSR'd, moving each account of the party one place further from the truth. LFT'd adj. Softened by drink into accepting a reassuring result from every test, including those not administered. Kylik got LFT'd and declared his liver exemplary after failing to find the bathroom.