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LG'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming supervisory authority over the entire province of the evening. Jamaiya became LG'd and issued guidance on the orderly conduct of every table. LGA'd adj. The state of being drunk and arranged in a precise grid, except for one corner near the loos. Saqqara was LGA'd, aligned with the tables but not with the evening's intentions. LGAT'd adj. Describing a drinker who claims the fourth round has transformed the personal life of everyone present. Jennise got LGAT'd and promised the entire bar a desirable transformation before last orders. LGB'd adj. You have drunk enough to guide every morning decision towards one large, regrettable impact. Justis was LGB'd by nine, steering directly towards the bacon despite having no appetite. LGBO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a discontinued abbreviation as the last surviving authority in the room. Jasn was LGBO'd and used a faded dictionary to settle an argument about nothing. LGBT'd (/ɛl d͡ʒiː biː tiːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and cataloguing the evening in initials rather than intelligible speech. Kaydince went LGBT'd and reduced the events of the night to a rapidly expanding set of letters. LGBT-ismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to invent a doctrine for the evening and defend it with inadequate footnotes. Elin became LGBT-ismed and proposed a theory of rounds unsupported by any published authority. LGBTQ'd adj. Still drunk, and treating a sequence of initials as a complete account of the evening's remaining possibilities. Ramire was LGBTQ'd and supplied a careful abbreviation for every person within conversational range. LGBTerred adj. Too drunk to distinguish a community designation from an engineering obstruction, and therefore liable to impede passage. Canek went LGBTerred and stood across the doorway with impressive administrative permanence. LGBTphobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to find the alphabet alarming, particularly when it occurs in a longer word. Karan went LGBTphobiaed and abandoned the form after the first four letters. LGD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and guarding the kitchen from all further approaches to the bottle. Yitsel was LGD'd on the sofa, alert whenever anyone mentioned another drink. LGFV'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and financing the journey home on borrowed coordination. Jackquelyn was LGFV'd, funding each stair with a fresh grip on the banister. LGL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and experiencing a rapid internal procession followed by a perfectly ordinary wobble. Jaton was LGL'd before the band began, with his heart and his feet keeping separate time. LGM'd adj. Too drunk to correspond coherently, but still convinced the position deserves a title. Jadlyn was LGM'd and sent Montarious six chess moves concerning the bread basket. LGN'd adj. Drunk enough to relay every visual impression through a private and rather unreliable relay station. Aradia was LGN'd and described the lampshade as an urgent message from the far side of the room. LGS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest game store seem an appropriate place to lie down. Kahlid was LGS'd, studying the shop doorway as though it offered a winning move.