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LL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and permitted to proceed only under a licence whose terms nobody can locate. Paublo was LL'd by the third round and required official permission to cross the road. LLB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who cross-examines witnesses while lacking the facts, the brief and the trousers. Ronrico was LLB'd and questioned the barman about the precise whereabouts of his missing pint. LLC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of limiting liability for the evening while accepting unlimited personal responsibility the next morning. Edman arrived LLC'd, disclaiming the spilled lager but not the accompanying paperwork. LLETZ'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has made one decisive loop through the kitchen and removed all remaining restraint. Rudyard got LLETZ'd and performed a determined circuit of the kitchen before requesting water. LLG'd adj. Too drunk to coordinate above the local level: each foot has its own administration. Florie was LLG'd, unable to make the legs agree on one staircase. LLLP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of several limited obligations, each partnership bearing only its agreed share of the fare. Pacifica went LLLP'd and divided the taxi payment among everyone still standing. LLM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every morning question receives a polished answer assembled from uncertain authority. Annabell was LLM'd and gave Temarcus a convincing explanation for the missing shoe. LLO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to circle the room at a discreet altitude, remote from ordinary conversation. Aailyah got LLO'd and orbited the dartboard without joining any terrestrial discussion. LLP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating a partnership in which nobody accepts sole responsibility for the route home. Kennen was LLP'd outside the pub, with every companion directing the taxi elsewhere. LLPV'd adj. Of a drinker: settled low on the left side of the pavement, awaiting transport. Shawandra was LLPV'd beside the kerb, keeping watch for a taxi from a seated position. LLQ'd adj. Of a drinker who has folded towards the left lower corner of the bar while awaiting a coat. Kypros was LLQ'd beneath the coat hooks, searching the lower left corner for a sleeve. LLSVP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled into the sofa's lowest mantle and will not readily return to the surface. Shaniquia was LLSVP'd beneath two cushions, with the glass of water cooling nearby. LLU'd adj. Too drunk to keep the local loop bundled, with every conversation and coat proceeding separately. Keltsey went LLU'd and separated from the group before reaching the cloakroom. LLWAS'd adj. Having drunk more than the available warning system can usefully report. Lafrance was LLWAS'd before the first gust of embarrassment reached the table. Llandoverianed adj. Emboldened by drink to give the entire room an unsolicited lesson in school tradition and conduct. Crafton became Llandoverianed and reorganised the pub's seating according to an imagined house system. Llanied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the Rock as a perfectly adequate place to sit. Akul became Llanied and attempted to settle on the nearest painted line.