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LM lifeboated adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching morning in a small surviving craft, with the larger evening lost behind. Tiffeney was LM lifeboated, alone with one glass of water and no memory of the taxi. LM'd adj. You are drunk and descending slowly, with the controlled appearance of equipment no longer under control. Cyric came downstairs LM'd, touching each step as though it had a separate atmosphere. LMB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every object appears to require a decisive left-hand click. Chandel got LMB'd and attempted to select the landlord by tapping him twice. LMC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into the least material condition: present in principle, though barely supported. Alysianna was LMC'd, standing upright with assistance from the bar and one firm opinion. LMDhed adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined endurance with improbable speed and no reliable braking system. Dawnta was LMDhed, crossing the landing rapidly but failing to locate the next stair. LMF'd adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a bold breach of etiquette for evidence of moral fibre. Allexa got LMF'd and challenged the quietest guest to explain his principles. LMFBR'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen runs at speed while the operator remains essentially still. Armelle was LMFBR'd, rapidly producing toast while standing motionless beside the kettle. LMFP'd adj. Softened by drink into a battery chemistry, then further softened by the prospect of mashed potato. Cason became LMFP'd and regarded the mashed potato as an improvement in materials science. LMFT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a minor disagreement into a family meeting. Wilem was LMFT'd and asked both sides to speak without pointing. LMG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a rapid, lightweight barrage of directions towards home. Saheb was LMG'd and issued route instructions before anyone had found the door. LMHC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that reassurance is offered before the difficulty has been established. Bella-renee was LMHC'd and comforted the barman about the empty glass. LMHD'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the coffee table appears proportionate to the room. Dalisha was LMHD'd and regarded the coffee table as an imposing piece of architecture. LMIC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and economically reduced to whatever coins remain in the trouser pocket. Amunique was LMIC'd and financed the final round with loose change and optimism. LML'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the room as a lightly armed arrangement of furniture. Japhet remained LML'd and attempted to organise the stools into a firing position. LMN'd adj. Drunk to the point where the lower motor arrangements have plainly ceased to report for duty. Ha became LMN'd and required two colleagues to negotiate the single step outside. LMO'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal agreement from membership in an organisation of agreement. Ananiah went LMO'd and recruited the coat stand to his like-minded organisation.