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LN'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary warmth, preserving every bad decision in a remarkably stable condition. Tolga got LN'd and froze the evening's first mistake into a permanent itinerary. LN2'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the surrounding conversation crystallise before you can revise it. Rahima got LN2'd and turned a passing suggestion into an immovable booking. LNA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every small sound from the bar has been amplified into news. Jessilynn got LNA'd and heard significance in the till drawer closing. LNAV'd (/ˈɛl.neɪvd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating laterally by landmarks whose relevance remains unverified. Mikesha was LNAV'd and reached the kebab shop by following a sign for a closed solicitor. LNB'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every loud thought is converted to a lower frequency. Anshul was LNB'd, amplifying small observations into a steady murmur. LNC'd adj. Loosened by drink into a convention of limbs, each speaking over the others while walking. Ermond got LNC'd on the staircase and held a disorderly debate with both knees. LNE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a breakfast that has liquefied the distinction between refreshment and recovery. Monchelle woke LNE'd and treated the melted ice in her glass as a restorative solution. LNG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and cooled into a transportable state for the journey home. Fonisha was LNG'd by the last bell and decanted carefully into a cab. LNP'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening could safely encapsulate, with the contents released indiscriminately. Tishana got LNP'd and delivered several private observations to the entire table. LNR'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the last number redialled is the takeaway, repeatedly. Marvan became LNR'd and ordered from the takeaway three times without ending the call. LNT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every noxious emission from the evening is captured and stored in the kitchen. Neloise was LNT'd beside the cooker, absorbing the consequences of the burnt toast. LNWI'd adj. A drinker who has spent the evening with little left, including discretion. Devree was LNWI'd and divided the last chip according to an elaborate system. LNed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining warm, flexible, or receptive to sensible suggestions. Darea got LNed and rejected the taxi because its upholstery felt insufficiently decisive. lncRNA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to continue producing material while serving no obvious coding purpose. Natilyn was lncRNA'd and supplied a long account which led nowhere in particular. lncrnaed adj. Emboldened by drink to keep transmitting meaning while contributing none, and to lose the thread between sentences. Latori got lncrnaed and continued broadcasting opinions long after the conversation had moved on. lned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to the shortest possible route between stool and lavatory. Josh went lned and travelled everywhere by the narrowest available corridor.