Lorena Bobbittedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.Lorentz contractionedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Lorentz factoredadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Lorentz forcedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Lorentz groupedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.Collapsing on the couch, Cyris sighed, finally feeling comfortably Lorentz grouped.Lorentz invariantedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.On a park bench, Ilhan sat with a pigeon as their confidant, feeling oddly Lorentz invarianted.Lorentz symmetriedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Jaedan was so Lorentz symmetried they tried to high-five a painting on the wall.Lorentz transformationedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.Raquisha convinced a group of ducks to follow them on a quest for the best burger in town, their Lorentz transformationed antics captivating the feathered audience.Lorentz-Fitzgerald contractionedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Lorenz attractoredadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Yvan fervently defended the honor of a random tree, proclaiming it to be the most loyal friend they've ever had, all while being magnificently Lorenz attractored.Lorenz curvedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Lorenz gaugedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.While browsing a bookstore, Mariaalejandra loudly debated the merits of fiction versus non-fiction, appearing quite Lorenz gauged.Lorettinedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.Lorne sausagedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Propped up against a wall, Amyrie tried to act nonchalant but was undeniably Lorne sausaged.Lorrain Smith effectedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Lorraine crossedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.