log spammedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.log splitteredadj.Showing noticeable difficulty in executing routine physical tasks due to alcohol.Jaivyn declared themselves the official spokesperson for cardboard boxes, passionately promoting their benefits while being incredibly log splittered.log washeredadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Surrounded by friends, Nivaaz told an elaborate story, sounding incredibly log washered.log-bookedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.log-burneredadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.log-glassedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.log-innedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.log-log paperedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.log-normal distributionedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.Wandering the streets, Jadarion was a sight to behold, a truly log-normal distributioned mess.log-onnedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.Arm in arm with a mailbox, Miranda proudly declared themselves *sloshed*.logKOW'dadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.At the karaoke bar, the audience cheered as Solmary belted out a heartfelt rendition of "I Will Always Love You", gloriously logKOW'd.logaedickedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.logan breadedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.Clutching a slice of pizza like it was a precious treasure, Jaden proudly proclaimed they were the pizza king, delightfully logan breaded.loganamnosisedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Jada attempted to befriend a pigeon, appearing slightly loganamnosised.loganatedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.loganberriedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Jacqulyne challenged a pigeon to a staring contest, refusing to back down in their state of being comically loganberried.