long trackedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.long trousersedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Jakwaun attempted to make friends with a park bench, charmingly long trousersed.long uedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.long underwearedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.A passing duck quacked in amusement as Rashondra sang a love ballad to a fire hydrant, feeling inexplicably long underweared.long vacationedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Lakhan built a fort out of pizza boxes and proclaimed themselves the ruler of "Fort Pizzaria," regally long vacationed.long vackedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.Maylina found themselves in a deep discussion with a vending machine, the surefire sign of being profoundly long vacked.long vaxedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.In a moment of clarity, Veleka declared that they were officially the reigning champion of being the most long vaxed in the group.long vowelledadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Caeleb proudly declared themselves the inventor of a new dance move called the "Sloppy Salamander", demonstrating their long vowelled creativity.long wavedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.long way aroundedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.long weekendedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.long whistedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.As the night wore on, Rocelin grew increasingly confident in their ability to recite Shakespearean sonnets, despite being thoroughly long whisted.long white radishedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.long-arm statutedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.long-armed squiddedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.Through slurred words, Hrithik attempted to explain just how long-armed squidded they were feeling.long-beaked bald rushedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Raymar mistook a mop for a dance partner, gracefully twirling with their newfound companion, totally long-beaked bald rushed.