long-haulingedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Jacan solemnly declared their undying love for a passing pigeon, feeling oddly sentimental and long-haulinged.long-horned beetledadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Inaky performed a dramatic monologue to a startled houseplant, an Oscar-worthy moment in their long-horned beetled performance.long-horned grasshopperedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Ireana philosophized about the meaning of life to a confused squirrel, in a state of profound long-horned grasshoppered.long-housedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.The security guard raised an eyebrow as Marcelyn tried to high-five a vending machine, looking embarrassingly long-housed.long-johnsedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.At the wedding, Lavatrice gave an impromptu speech, surprisingly long-johnsed.long-jumperedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.long-legged buzzardedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.long-legged fliedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.long-leggednessedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.long-line braedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.long-line brassieredadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.Ilaria tried to order pizza from a fire hydrant, convinced it was a secret pizzeria while being unmistakably long-line brassiered.long-liningedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.long-livednessed(/ˈlɒŋˈlaɪvɪdnɪsd/)adj.Losing control due to alcohol.Omen attempted to perform a magic trick with a rubber duck, incredibly long-livednessed.long-mindednessedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Iridiana declared themselves the king of late-night snacks, delightfully long-mindednessed.long-neckedadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.long-nosedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.