longsworded(/ˈlɒŋsɔːdd/)adj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.longtail boatedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Maxeen embarked on a passionate discussion about the art of cheese sculpting, inspired by their longtail boated musings.longtail carpet sharkedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.longtail cast-onnedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.Iver was found in the park, blissfully asleep and still very longtail cast-onned.longtail salamanderedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.longtailedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.longtermismedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.Jacobia decided to try stand-up comedy, delivering jokes to an audience of stuffed animals while being amusingly longtermismed.longtermistedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Imogine attempted to befriend a neighborhood cat, only to realize it was a garden gnome while being hilariously longtermisted.longtimeredadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Alyzah tried to high-five a ghost, ungracefully longtimered.longtitudedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.Kataria conducted a symphony with traffic cones, orchestrating a masterpiece of honks and screeches in a moment of pure, musical longtituded.longue-vuedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.longueured(/lɒŋˈ(ɡ)əːd/)adj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.longulitedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.Jaceon found themselves in a deep conversation with a street sign, evidently longulited.longus capitised(/ˌlɔŋ.ɡəs ˈkæp.ɪt.ɪsd/)adj.Made unsteady by alcohol.Jacob-james confidently declared themselves the mayor of the sidewalk, exuding longus capitised authority.longused(/ˈlɔŋ.ɡəsd/)adj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Josian tried to high-five a statue, hilariously longused.longwalledadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.