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LQ'd adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces every conversation to poor-quality output and regrettable formatting. Oron was LQ'd, offering blurry conclusions where a simple answer would have done. LQA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every sentence requires checking, though the checker is no longer passing. Zaeya was LQA'd, revising Macauly's directions while walking into the wrong corridor.
LQE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic estimator, weighing the immediate glass against tomorrow's consequences. Callum went LQE'd and calculated that water now would reduce tomorrow's expected damage. LQG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that treats the room as a fabric of tiny connected circles, all requiring inspection. Susann got LQG'd and tested the connections between every guest at the reception. LQTM'd adj. The state of being drunk and convinced the pub operates like a linear quantum computer. Annett got LQTM'd and explained the bar tab as a machine with one possible future.
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