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LT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and provoking an allergic response in everyone still within conversational range. Tesha was LT'd by the time Kurk arrived, and his greeting produced immediate social symptoms. LTA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to promise the same amount of certainty throughout the remaining term of the evening. Jovone was LTA'd, offering a fixed assurance that the next round would be his. LTBI'd adj. Drunk past the point of visible symptoms, though the journey home is plainly infectious to everyone involved. Rishin was LTBI'd by midnight, quiet in the pub but troublingly active at the taxi rank. LTC'd adj. Having drunk enough to require long-term care from whoever still has the taxi app. Abbra was LTC'd by closing time and entrusted her handbag to the designated driver. LTCP'd adj. Having drunk more than a pub professional can safely supervise without assistance. Zahriyah became LTCP'd before supper and defeated the most experienced hand behind the bar. LTD'd adj. You have drunk enough to need the evening's ordinary arrangements reconsidered. Nekita was LTD'd before the darts began and retired behind the coat stand. LTE'd adj. Having drunk more than correspondence permits, and addressing the editor of the pub noticeboard directly. Knut was LTE'd and submitted a lengthy complaint about the shape of the beer mats. LTG'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing senior instructions to people with considerably less authority. Marcys went LTG'd and appointed the youngest guest commander of the crisps. LTJG'd adj. Drunk to the point where junior authority is exercised confidently over people with considerably more sense. Kenson got LTJG'd and assigned Georgia-lee responsibility for finding the missing glasses. LTL'd adj. Drunk enough to treat every promise as a proposition whose truth depends on what happens next. Jillien got LTL'd and evaluated the taxi decision across several imaginary future evenings. LTM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of the past year, and prepared to revisit every conversation it contained. Brick got LTM'd and gave Avangelia a quarterly account of their social disappointments. LTMPC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a temporarily absent friend as an investigation of national importance. Adis was LTMPC'd and began interviewing strangers about a missing coat. LTN'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made every route a low-traffic neighbourhood by stopping in the middle of it. Koal was LTN'd on the staircase, leaving everyone else to find alternative routes around him. LTNP'd adj. Of a drinker: no further progress is apparent, despite prolonged observation at the bar. Khalilah remained LTNP'd beside the pumps, making no advance towards either sobriety or home. LTO batteried adj. Still drunk, and confidently claiming a slower charge will solve every difficulty. Leandrae was LTO batteried and waited beside the phone for a four-hour recharge. LTO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who records a single decision, stores it carefully, and refuses revision. Monquel was LTO'd and preserved the decision to buy a karaoke machine until morning.