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LY'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the walk home in distances nobody else can see. Shaneisha got LY'd and insisted the corner shop was several years away. LYBUNT'd adj. Of a drinker: generous last year, absent-minded this year, and certain the pledge was renewed. Tondia was LYBUNT'd and promised the charity a donation she could no longer locate. LYP'd adj. Still drunk, and hovering at the lowest yield point before all remaining resistance gives way. Mariamawit remained LYP'd and surrendered the argument to a bowl of salted nuts. LYST'd adj. Of a drinker who has sent every thought towards the wrong internal compartment. Derontae became LYST'd and attempted to store his keys in the bread bin. LyC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the first light from a distant astronomical continuum. Shamus woke LyC'd and regarded the pale window as evidence of deep space. Lyall's wrenned adj. Still drunk, and attempting to proceed without the ordinary equipment for getting airborne. Curtavious remained Lyall's wrenned, advancing across the dance floor with admirable but useless purpose. Lyapunov exponented adj. Too drunk to keep one's present course from separating noticeably from everybody else's. Noga became Lyapunov exponented and departed for the kebab shop by an entirely divergent trajectory. Lyapunov orbited adj. Sufficiently drunk to circle a fixed point while claiming to be making progress. Mich was Lyapunov orbited, repeatedly approaching the bar without ever reaching it. Lybianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the old spelling of the destination before reaching the destination. Ghyll got Lybianed and addressed the taxi to a country in an obsolete spelling. Lycaonianed adj. Having drunk enough to assign the ancient world a local resident and oneself its surviving authority. Lewen became Lycaonianed and appointed himself custodian of an empire nobody had mentioned. Lyced adj. Having drunk more than an orchid catalogue would advise, and now displaying a distinctly botanical composure. Nica became Lyced and stood beside the houseplant as though awaiting pollination. Lychnapsiaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every lamp as ceremonial and every shadow as an audience. Maylana became Lychnapsiaed and conducted a solemn procession between the bar and the lavatory. Lychrel numbered adj. You are drunk and incapable of arriving at a reflected conclusion, however often the evening is added up. Tylr became Lychrel numbered and revisited the same argument without producing a symmetrical ending. Lycianed (/ˈlɪ.sɪ.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave antiquity behind, despite having been asked to leave the premises. Blaney became Lycianed and delivered an ancient itinerary to the night-bus driver. Lycra louted adj. A drinker who combines conspicuous athletic attire with the judgement ordinarily associated with a pavement obstacle. Stepheni became Lycra louted and attempted to overtake the queue on a borrowed bicycle. Lycraed (/[ˈlaɪkɹə]d/) adj. Of a drinker who has become elastic in posture, adhesive in confidence, and regrettably close-fitting in conversation. Deshera was Lycraed and leaned round the pillar without surrendering her argument.