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Lydian moded adj. The state of being drunk and raising the fourth degree whenever ordinary conversation begins to sound insufficiently grand. Hanna became Lydian moded and sharpened every sentence as though accompanying a ceremonial procession. Lydian stoned adj. The condition of a drinker who tests every surface for hardness, origin, and suitability as evidence. Jermia became Lydian stoned and examined the table as though it might settle a dispute. Lydianed (/ˈlɪ.dɪ.ənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that ancient provincial residence seems the most plausible explanation for the evening. Jailia was Lydianed and claimed the pub occupied the ruins of an eastern kingdom. Lyell's swifted adj. The drunkenness of one who changes direction abruptly, alights briefly, and mistakes the ceiling for a destination. Beneta became Lyell's swifted and made several rapid circuits of the lampshade. Lyell's syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the outer covering has become the principal negotiable part of the person. Darcy became Lyell's syndromed and treated the coat as a detachable extension of the evening. Lyfted adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a mobile car home whose driver knows where you live. Latavion got Lyfted after mistaking the parked car for the application’s promised vehicle. Lykoied adj. Drunk by closing time, and emerging from the morning resembling something that has slept in a hedge. Wezley looked Lykoied at breakfast, with bright eyes and an alarming amount of hair. Lyle gunned adj. Still drunk, and projecting yourself across the morning with the force of a small cannon. Stormee came Lyle gunned into the kitchen, announcing breakfast from the doorway. Lyme diseased adj. You are drunk and waking with a rash of explanations, feverish certainty and painful recollections. Tynesha was Lyme diseased by breakfast, diagnosing the night from three unrelated bruises. Lyme neuroborreliosised adj. Of a drinker: the evening has reached the central nervous system, and the morning’s messages are arriving sideways. Ahtziry was Lyme neuroborreliosised, sending the breakfast invitation to the weather service. Lymed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably accommodate, with aches arriving in separate regions. Zamuel looked Lymed over coffee, reporting each joint as though it had its own complaint. Lymeswolded adj. Of a drinker who has softened overnight, developed a harmless outer crust and should be approached with crackers. Jaelanie looked Lymeswolded beside the toaster, soft-spoken beneath a respectable morning crust. Lympharis morphoed adj. Describing a drinker who has become brightly delicate, fluttering between the sofa and the kettle. Calvinesha looked Lympharis morphoed, hovering beautifully over breakfast without landing. Lynch syndromed adj. A drinker who has inherited every family explanation for the hangover and will now pass them on. Trinaty was Lynch syndromed, blaming the headache on a long-established family tendency. Lyncided adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning sees them arrive suddenly from an improbable direction. Jamaun was Lyncided through the kitchen door, appearing without explanation among the cereal boxes. Lyndon worded adj. The state of being drunk and smaller than every possible rearrangement of your account of the night. Jiles was Lyndon worded, reducing each retelling until only ‘went out’ remained.