lymphogranuloma venereumed

(/ˌlɪmfəˌɡɹænjʊˈləʊmə vəˈnɪəɹɪəmd/)

adj.

Emboldened by drink to declare the kitchen tap a close personal acquaintance.

Khaniya got lymphogranuloma venereumed and thanked the kitchen tap for its continuing service.