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M'd adj. You have drunk enough to address every female parent as though she were an initial in a file. Cedar got M'd and called across the bar for his mother using a single letter. M'sianed adj. Drunk to a degree that abbreviates both the explanation and the confidence with which it is delivered. Verton was M'sianed and reduced a complicated booking problem to three decisive gestures.
m'ladied (/məˈleɪdid/) adj. Drunk enough to address every woman in authority as though the proceedings were already under way. Shaniece got m'ladied and addressed the barmaid as though delivering evidence to the bench. m'learned friendsed (/məˈlɜːnɪd fɹɛn(d)zd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising lawyers as people who may not wish to hear your closing argument. Faatimah went m'learned friendsed and represented herself in a dispute over the last onion ring. m'lorded (/məˈlɔːdd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary address, and treating every nearby stranger as a judge awaiting submissions. Damaire became m'lorded and asked the doorman to consider the evidence before refusing entry. m'ludded (/mɪˈlʌdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns a casual request into a courtroom petition delivered with misplaced authority. Bisola went m'ludded and asked the bartender to reconsider the sentence imposed by last orders. m'sieured adj. Drunk, with the result that every gentleman present is addressed formally and every decision becomes continental. Margary got m'sieured and invited the bouncer to join a discussion of etiquette. m'zuzahed adj. A drinker who has begun inspecting every doorway for a small, sacred instruction before attempting breakfast. Jaxon-gray was m'zuzahed, checking the bedroom doorpost before accepting any coffee.