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M-1'd adj. Of a drinker: advancing with unquestioned confidence, despite having no reliable plan beyond the next round. Mikeisha went M-1'd into the wrong queue and defended the choice stoutly. M-16'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired rapid opinions and fires them across the conversation without warning. Clem got M-16'd and delivered twelve conclusions before anyone finished asking the question. M-businessed adj. A drinker who conducts important transactions by phone, including several nobody authorised. Dovid became M-businessed and approved a purchase from the pub lavatory. M-celled adj. A drinker so far gone that every small decision is enlarged until it occupies the whole evening. Benecia got M-celled and treated choosing a coaster as a matter of strategy. M-dayed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning an official day of movement, although nobody has yet mobilised. Orpha was M-dayed, declaring the kitchen open for operations before finding her slippers. M-popped adj. The state of being drunk and certain that every pause in conversation calls for a chorus. Chantee became M-popped and supplied an upbeat refrain to the landlord's question. M-ratioed adj. The condition of a drinker who calculates his remaining resources while continuing to spend them. Jayiah was M-ratioed, estimating the table's orbit count before ordering another round. M-theoried adj. The drunkenness of one who unifies unrelated events into an eleven-dimensional explanation. Rances became M-theoried and linked the missing spoon to the pub's entire timetable. M-wayed adj. You have drunk enough to take the longest possible route home at considerable speed and no clear purpose. Kallee was M-wayed and took the scenic route round the ring road on foot. M-worded adj. Drunk on the strength of one vulgar word, deployed as though it were a complete argument. Celestin got M-worded and used the prohibited term to settle a disagreement about table numbers. m-catted adj. Drunk past the point of treating a kitchen examination as a credible entrance test. Anoush was m-catted and revised the kitchen cupboards before being admitted to the sofa. m-commerced adj. A drinker so far gone that every purchase is made by phone, including those requiring inspection, fitting, or sense. Maksim became m-commerced and ordered formal shoes without checking their size or existence. m-poxed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a social visit into a carefully managed public-health exercise. Saby went m-poxed and separated Obasi from the other guests by means of two dining chairs. m-worded adj. Drunk since last orders, and euphemistically swearing at objects that have done little to deserve it. Meikah became m-worded and blamed the coat rack for concealing her actual coat. m-xylened adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the kitchen into three aromatic zones, none of them useful. Itamar got m-xylened and labelled three cupboards according to their imagined aromatic qualities.