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M roofed adj. You are drunk and convinced the room requires a central gutter before anyone can leave. Cherril became M roofed and proposed draining the sitting room into the garden. M wayed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every route as a motorway and every junction as an invitation. Ailee went M wayed and chose the dual carriageway for a journey across one village.
M'd adj. You have drunk enough to address every female parent as though she were an initial in a file. Cedar got M'd and called across the bar for his mother using a single letter. M'sianed adj. Drunk to a degree that abbreviates both the explanation and the confidence with which it is delivered. Verton was M'sianed and reduced a complicated booking problem to three decisive gestures. M-1'd adj. Of a drinker: advancing with unquestioned confidence, despite having no reliable plan beyond the next round. Mikeisha went M-1'd into the wrong queue and defended the choice stoutly. M-16'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired rapid opinions and fires them across the conversation without warning. Clem got M-16'd and delivered twelve conclusions before anyone finished asking the question. M-businessed adj. A drinker who conducts important transactions by phone, including several nobody authorised. Dovid became M-businessed and approved a purchase from the pub lavatory. M-celled adj. A drinker so far gone that every small decision is enlarged until it occupies the whole evening. Benecia got M-celled and treated choosing a coaster as a matter of strategy. M-dayed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning an official day of movement, although nobody has yet mobilised. Orpha was M-dayed, declaring the kitchen open for operations before finding her slippers. M-popped adj. The state of being drunk and certain that every pause in conversation calls for a chorus. Chantee became M-popped and supplied an upbeat refrain to the landlord's question. M-ratioed adj. The condition of a drinker who calculates his remaining resources while continuing to spend them. Jayiah was M-ratioed, estimating the table's orbit count before ordering another round. M-theoried adj. The drunkenness of one who unifies unrelated events into an eleven-dimensional explanation. Rances became M-theoried and linked the missing spoon to the pub's entire timetable. M-wayed adj. You have drunk enough to take the longest possible route home at considerable speed and no clear purpose. Kallee was M-wayed and took the scenic route round the ring road on foot. M-worded adj. Drunk on the strength of one vulgar word, deployed as though it were a complete argument. Celestin got M-worded and used the prohibited term to settle a disagreement about table numbers. M0'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish loose change from the entire circulating supply before breakfast. Saianish was M0'd, counting the coins on the table as the national economy.
M1'd adj. Softened by drink into believing that available money is whatever the bank might eventually permit. Breaira got M1'd and offered to pay before checking whether the account existed.
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