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MCSD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every badly arranged object becomes a professional design opportunity. Dagmar got MCSD'd and redesigned the pub's notices with a borrowed biro. MCSE'd adj. A drinker who diagnoses every pub mishap as a systems failure requiring a qualified engineer. Jaelin went MCSE'd and blamed the missing crisps on a faulty distribution architecture. MCT'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes six to twelve carbons seem a reasonable subject for conversation beside the kettle. Nykira was MCT'd, explaining glycerol esters to the sofa cushions. MCTD'd adj. Drunk enough to present a mixed set of morning symptoms, none of which can be assigned to one drink. Easher was MCTD'd, combining thirst, trembling and a solemn objection to sunlight. MCTS'd adj. Drunk and searching the pub's branches for a promising route to the crisps. Dogus was MCTS'd, examining every table before selecting the one nearest the snacks. MCU'd adj. Still drunk, and controlling several pub functions from a single, increasingly unreliable unit. Pheobe was MCU'd, coordinating the jukebox and taxi arrangements without leaving her stool. MCV'd adj. Reduced by drink to a volume at which one occupies considerably more stool than expected. Shaniayah got MCV'd and spread across the bench with a pint balanced on her knee. MCYT'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns building a blanket fort into an online broadcast. Albesa became MCYT'd and narrated the construction of a blanket fort from the sofa. MCZM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to separate every matter into zones, then melt the boundaries between them. Deshonia became MCZM'd and sorted the crisps, receipts, and grievances into unstable domestic zones. MChemmed adj. Drunk, with the result that every spilled drink becomes a practical chemistry demonstration. Jamesha got MChemmed and studied the mixture of tonic and crumbs on the worktop. MD drived adj. Drunk to a degree that the small disc machine is entrusted with transporting one to the sofa. Coley became MD drived and asked the minidisc player to take him to the sofa. MD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every step requires a doctor, a diagnosis, and a second opinion. Wing was MD'd by the stairs, examining each tread before committing a foot. MD5'd adj. Drunk and reduced to a fixed digest of the evening, impossible to reconstruct from the output. Casie got MD5'd and could provide only a brief, irreversible account of dinner. MDA'd adj. You are drunk and functioning as an assistant to your own mobile arrangements, with limited executive oversight. Kendarion was MDA'd and required Liamjames to authorise the journey to the cloakroom. MDB'd adj. Of a drinker: connected to every available conversation, with no obvious route back to the original. Jayvir became MDB'd and carried one anecdote through four separate conversations. MDBF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose failures arrive at reliably shorter intervals. Niliyah got MDBF'd and experienced a fresh difficulty every time she touched the coat rack.