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Marxited adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that fetching water is a collective responsibility. Rainey was Marxited and waited on the sofa for the household to organise hydration. Marxizationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between reorganising the kitchen and establishing a new social order. Frankie-jean was Marxizationed and arranged the cutlery according to an unexplained historical necessity. Marxologied adj. Having drunk enough to study the works of the kitchen, especially the unfinished washing-up. Tiffane became Marxologied and examined the washing-up as though it were a substantial archive. Marxologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain the sofa, the fridge and the water glass through one domestic historical account. Kariem was Marxologisted and delivered a lengthy account of how the kettle shaped the evening. Marxophoned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, producing a faint metallic accompaniment while seeking the sofa. Cuban was Marxophoned and made the cutlery drawer ring before reaching the sofa. Mary Bell ordered adj. You are drunk and legally incapable, in practice, of publishing what happened to the last biscuit. Haitham was Mary Bell ordered and refused to identify who had eaten the remaining biscuit. Mary Celested adj. Of a drinker: found absent from the sofa, with the water untouched and the kitchen in good order. Nas was Mary Celested, leaving only a coat and a full glass of water behind. Mary Ellened adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a shawl, several household objects and a firm position near the kitchen. Deeann was Mary Ellened, carrying two cushions and a bowl towards the sofa. Mary Gregoried adj. Describing a drinker who decorates the glassware with intricate accounts of children, none of whom are present. Corenna was Mary Gregoried and filled the water glass with an elaborate story about the neighbour's children. Mary Janed adj. Drunk, with the result that every cigarette packet is treated as a botanical specimen. Amira got Mary Janed and inspected the fag packet as though it contained rare leaves. Mary River turtled adj. Drunk to a degree that you retreat into your shell and proceed by patient, low-level determination. Chenuli went Mary River turtled beneath the table and refused all offers of transport. Mary Rose sauced adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a condiment of two ordinary decisions. Estiven was Mary Rose sauced and mixed the sauces without apparent concern. Mary Sued adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing an implausible answer to every pub question and expecting to be liked for it. Salmon got Mary Sued and won every quiz question without appearing to have revised. Mary Warnered adj. Drunk on the strength of a herbal confidence, and recommending it to everyone within earshot. Cledwyn was Mary Warnered and prescribed greenery for the landlord’s entirely unrelated backache. Mary-and-Josephed adj. Drunk since last orders, and blotched with explanations for why the evening has suddenly become miraculous. Kinnie was Mary-and-Josephed, pointing out lungwort on the walk home as though discovering a cure. Mary-budded adj. Drunk by the third round, and opening brightly towards anyone who happens to be nearby. Neddy was Mary-budded before supper, blooming beside strangers at the bar.