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microcephalicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating beneath a head that has become inconveniently small for its plans. microcephalied adj. Sufficiently drunk to have reduced the evening's mental growth to one remaining instruction: find the door. Shakiyla was microcephalied by closing time, repeating the instruction while standing beside the exit. microcephalinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and governed by a tiny internal command centre issuing unsuitable instructions about coats. microcephalismed adj. Still drunk, and treating the reduced contents of the head as sufficient equipment for the journey home. Demiracle remained microcephalismed after closing time, confident that one thought would cover the taxi. microcephalused adj. Too drunk to carry a full-sized plan, but still attempting to leave with a coat and a destination. Akya was microcephalused after last orders, holding the coat while misplacing the entire journey home. microcerberided adj. Having drunk enough to guard the threshold like a minute many-legged creature, refusing either departure or entry. Copelyn became microcerberided at last orders, stationed between the pub and the waiting taxis. microchaetaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to leave one small bristle of recollection attached to the evening. microchaeted adj. You have drunk enough to become a small, inconvenient bristle on the smooth process of getting everyone home. microchambered adj. You are drunk and occupying a tiny private compartment of the evening, inaccessible until the taxi arrives. microchanged adj. Of a drinker: making very small alterations to the route home, each of which adds another mile. Torrian was microchanged after last orders, turning each corner slightly away from his house. microchannelled adj. Of a drinker who has found a small but specific audience for detailed reports on coats, rounds and the last bus. microchaptered adj. Describing a drinker who divides the journey home into very short episodes, each ending at another doorway. Mckaye was microchaptered after last orders, beginning a fresh account at every lamppost. microcharactered (/ˈmaɪkɹəʊˌkæɹəktəd/) adj. A drinker who reveals one tiny distinguishing trait at each round, until the coat is the most memorable part. Oluwatomilola became microcharactered over the evening, developing a new coat-related habit after every round. microcharacterizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every observation is minute, selective, and presented as though it settled the subject. Kaisaan became microcharacterizationed, assigning distinct motives to each person near the fruit bowl. microcharcoaled adj. Drunk to a degree that one’s conversation has been reduced to a fine, black particulate residue. Valdon grew microcharcoaled, leaving only sooty opinions on the back of every receipt. microcharged adj. Softened by drink into a very small charge, enough to make contact with furniture but not to move it.