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microclassificationed adj. Of a drinker: sorting the morning into very small categories, including coffees that are helping and coffees that are not. Simcha became microclassificationed, labelling every breakfast item according to its restorative prospects. microcleavaged adj. Of a drinker who has divided the morning into increasingly thin layers, none of which contains a workable plan. microclimated adj. Describing a drinker who has created a private weather system beneath the duvet, distinct from the household outside. Sary remained microclimated in bed, while the flat beyond experienced ordinary and rather demanding weather. microclimaticsed adj. A drinker who studies the small weather around a glass of water, a pillow and an uncovered shoulder. microclimatologied adj. The state of being drunk and treating each corner of the house as a separate climatic event. Mykael woke microclimatologied, moving between the sofa and kitchen according to local conditions. microclimatologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the room’s smallest changes in temperature become a morning research programme. Dequandra grew microclimatologisted, taking the radiator’s behaviour personally before breakfast. microclimaxed adj. The condition of a drinker who reaches a very small conclusion about the evening and considers it final. microclined adj. The drunkenness of one who has become hard, crystalline and inclined to remain exactly where the hangover found them. Elland woke microclined, angled towards the wall and unwilling to alter the arrangement. microclinicked adj. Reduced by drink to a very small medical facility, receiving water, quiet and intermittent professional advice from a friend. Allura was microclinicked on the sofa, with a glass of water serving as the entire treatment plan. microclipped adj. Softened by drink into a tiny fastening that no longer holds the night’s events together. Benjamin-james was microclipped by breakfast, fastened to the morning by one unreliable recollection. microcloned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small duplicate of yourself, grown from whatever part of last night survived. Rikke woke microcloned, a reduced copy of yesterday with the same opinions and fewer functions. microclosured adj. Loosened by drink into a tiny closure that has failed to keep the morning’s regrets contained. Teeya woke microclosured, with last night’s messages escaping through every available gap. microcloted adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every small bodily complaint as a clot requiring immediate discussion. microclothed adj. Slowed by drink to the careful pace of someone cleaning a single stubborn patch of the morning. Chavonda moved microclothed through the kitchen, polishing one mug while the kettle cooled. microclued adj. Drunk and capable of noticing one tiny fact about the evening, provided nobody asks for the rest. microclumped adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has gathered you into one small, immovable mass. Rohun woke microclumped beneath the blanket, with the phone and water trapped somewhere nearby.