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microconnectomed adj. Too drunk to coordinate the small connections between brain, kitchen, sofa and glass. microconnectored adj. Sufficiently drunk to join two small domestic objects permanently, or at least until morning. Javiyon became microconnectored and attached the water glass to the sofa with one careful hand. microconservationed adj. Having drunk enough to preserve every small domestic resource, especially the final glass of water. microconsoled adj. Having drunk more than enough to operate a tiny games console, but not enough to find its controls. Koldyn became microconsoled and played the same menu music beside the sofa for half an hour. microconsolidationed adj. Drunk and gathering every loose order, receipt and opinion into one untidy little bundle. Fatuma got microconsolidationed and combined the bar snacks with everybody’s outstanding requests. microconsortiumed adj. Drunk to the point where the whole pub has become a small, mutually dependent community. microconstituented adj. Drunk enough to treat each crumb, drop and stray remark as a constituent part of the evening. microconsumered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between sustenance and whatever is growing on the beer mat. microcontacted adj. Drunk beyond maintaining only the briefest possible contact with the conversation. microcontainered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every pocket, glass and saucer holding something it ought not. microcontaminanted adj. Drunk, with the result that one small, persistent impurity has entered every conversation. microcontaminationed adj. Drunk to a degree that spreads minute errors through the evening without spoiling its general appearance. Tendai became microcontaminationed, slightly mislabelling every drink while remaining confident. microcontented adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing every conversation to a stray snippet, detached from its proper setting. Richetta got microcontented and offered clipped summaries instead of answering questions. microcontexted adj. Drunk on the strength of one narrow detail, beyond which the wider evening no longer exists. Jaithan went microcontexted and spent half an hour discussing one misplaced coaster. microcontinented adj. Drunk since last orders, and visibly drifting away from the main plate of proceedings. Amaliya became microcontinented and sat apart from the group like a fragment of land. microcontributioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a very small contribution to conversation, usually a single syllable at a time. Mckayli got microcontributioned and supplied one precise word to each exchange.