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microcontrollered (/ˈmaɪkɹə(ʊ)kənˌtɹəʊləd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to regulate the entire pub from one small point of authority. Avien got microcontrollered and tried to manage the jukebox, heating and crisps simultaneously. microcontusioned adj. Too drunk to notice the small bruises acquired while negotiating familiar furniture. Jaheem went microcontusioned after meeting the end of the bar with quiet confidence. microconvectioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to circulate in small, aimless currents between the bar, door and lavatory. Ilerioluwa became microconvectioned, moving warm air and gossip around the pub in little loops. microcoordinationed adj. Having drunk enough to coordinate numerous tiny pub activities by mobile telephone, none successfully. microcopied adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every explanation to a tiny, barely legible version of itself. microcopiered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reproduce accurately, producing smaller versions of every previous mistake. Zhoie was microcopiered, producing smaller versions of last night's errors on every receipt. microcored adj. You are drunk and reduced to a very small, stubborn centre of conviction. Karter-james went microcored and would discuss only the correct way to pour stout. microcoriaed adj. Of a drinker: unable to admit much light, sense or fresh information through the eyes. microcormed adj. Of a drinker who has become a tiny, self-contained store of determination beneath the table. microcorneaed adj. Describing a drinker who views the room through an unusually small and unreliable window. Rivkah got microcorneaed and judged the whole pub from the gap between two raised glasses. microcorrosioned adj. A drinker who has suffered tiny, cumulative erosions of judgement, manners and shirt-front. microcosmed (/ˈmaɪ.kɹə(ʊ)ˌkɒz.əmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire universe is represented by the contents of one pub. Lilyane went microcosmed and found human nature perfectly expressed by the crisps aisle. microcosmic salted adj. Drunk to a degree that your grand preparation for phosphorus ends in a little household salt. Dalil spent the evening microcosmic salted, discoursing on phosphorus before requesting crisps. microcosmodonted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an obscure small mammal, then asking where the crisps are. Maureen was microcosmodonted by midnight, burrowing beneath the table for crisps. microcosmodontided adj. Drunk on the strength of two small mammals and a conviction that the sofa is a burrow. microcosmographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced from a study of humanity to a detailed account of your own sandwich. Corisa grew microcosmographied and delivered a character sketch of the kebab seller.