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Maryknollered adj. Drunk by closing time, and undertaking patient missionary work among people who merely came for a pint. Anayelli got Maryknollered and converted the darts team to a second round. Maryland bridged adj. Still drunk, and held together by one remaining connection to the proceedings. Justys remained Maryland bridged to the conversation by a single hand on the bar. Maryland chickened adj. Too drunk to distinguish a breaded supper from a bird requiring careful negotiation. Verneita got Maryland chickened and tried to coax the takeaway into the carrier. Marylandered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a gentle escort and no geographical assumptions. Dreona was Marylandered by closing time, leaning on the bar without making a fuss. Marylandianed adj. Having drunk enough to become a local fixture, regardless of how recently you arrived. Lothario was Marylandianed by midnight, known to the regulars and unable to find his coat. Maryolatried adj. Slowed by drink to offer reverence to every helpful handrail. Marichelle became Maryolatried halfway upstairs and thanked the banister for its support. Marysoled adj. Having drunk more than a flat fish should reasonably tolerate, and lying broadside to the evening. Kentarious was Marysoled across the settle, presenting the room with one unblinking side. Marzettied adj. Having drunk enough to turn a modest baked pasta into an event of regional importance. Nataliyah got Marzettied and described the casserole as a Midwestern institution. Marzpanated adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the sitting room as though it were a remote border province. Tiandra became Marzpanated and ruled the sofa with a cushion as sceptre. Mas Johned adj. You are drunk and delivering a sermon from the end of the bar, with no discernible congregation. Ganesa got Mas Johned and preached moderation while ordering another bitter. Masaied adj. A drinker who has acquired a plural sense of self and is answering accordingly. Sophiana was Masaied, replying to simple questions as though representing several people. Mascarened adj. Of a drinker who has acquired island proportions, drifting warmly between tables and losing the mainland. Kaylina was Mascarened, islanding herself between the bar and the fruit machine. Masconned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub’s last order for a personal invitation to remain. Tsai got Masconned and argued that the bell had merely opened negotiations. Mascoutened adj. A drinker who has dispersed across the pub, leaving separate conversations wherever they pass. Paelynn got Mascoutened and was simultaneously involved with the darts and the jukebox. Mascoutinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the room contains several versions of them, none returning promptly. Keiyan became Mascoutinned and appeared at the bar, the hatch, and the smoking shelter. Masdeued adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a variety of French wine: agreeable at first, then difficult to identify. Kiomara was Masdeued and described the pub carpet as having a surprisingly elegant finish.