microcrystaled
microcycled

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microcrystaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a tiny crystal, clear in principle and useless in practice. microcrystalline waxed adj. Reduced by drink to a polished, petroleum-derived solidity, and left chiefly to protect the furniture.
microcrystallinitied adj. Softened by drink into a multitude of tiny ordered particles, then melted entirely by the question of chips. microcrystallited adj. Sharpened by drink into a microscopic crystal, with opinions too fine to survive ordinary conversation. Chrysanthia grew microcrystallited and corrected the shape of every ice cube. microcrystallographied adj. Loosened by drink into a study of tiny crystals, and finally into a close examination of the bathroom tiles. Zoel became microcrystallographied and inspected the bathroom tiles under imaginary X-rays. microcubed adj. Too drunk to keep a tiny cube from becoming the evening’s shared concern. Maebree spent ten minutes apologising to a tiny cube, thoroughly microcubed. microcultivationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to cultivate a very small private enterprise in the corner, with reluctant assistants. microcultured adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn a small social circle into a complete civilisation with laws. Chadijah became microcultured and appointed Ritamarie keeper of the imaginary customs. microcuretted adj. You have drunk enough to probe every minor grievance with an instrument of unreasonable slenderness. microcuried adj. You are drunk and emitting a faint social hazard detectable only by those nearest you. Eriyah was microcuried, and Gadi quietly relocated to the other end of the bench. microcurrencied adj. Of a drinker: operating on a private local economy in which every favour has a highly specific price. microcurrented adj. Of a drinker who has become a low-amperage disturbance, irritating only those within immediate reach. microcurvatured adj. Describing a drinker who bends the conversation imperceptibly until everyone else is discussing the wrong subject. microcuvetted adj. A drinker who contains very little of anything, but expects the company to measure it carefully. Narayan was microcuvetted, presenting each anecdote for inspection by Marietou. microcyclamided adj. A drinker so far gone that each guest receives a small, toxic dose of conversation.
microcycled adj. The state of being drunk and training the same social routine repeatedly over a short period.