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microdiaphragmed adj. Drunk past the point of controlling the small breathing muscle responsible for a steady voice. microdicked adj. Drunk beyond reliable spatial judgement, attempting delicate manoeuvres with very little room for error. microdifferentiationed adj. Drunk in a way that separates every small change in the floor into a separate emergency. Talona became microdifferentiationed and treated each stair as a different terrain. microdiffractioned adj. Drunk, with the result that attention spreads into tiny angles and the straight path disappears. Lowrine went microdiffractioned and approached the doorway from several unnecessary directions. microdiffractometered adj. Drunk to a degree that even the smallest shift in balance is measured, noticed, and mishandled. microdiffusered adj. Drunk to the extent of releasing a fine spray of words in every direction. microdiffusioned adj. Drunk on the strength of drink that has spread through every microscopic gap in your judgement. Thorpe became microdiffusioned and let the evening seep into every decision. microdilutioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and diluted by degrees until every instruction has lost its concentration. Sofia-rose went microdilutioned and weakened each direction before delivering it. microdioded adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting balance in one direction only. microdiorited adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the dense, uneven determination of a small piece of rock. microdipoled adj. Still drunk, and attracting one nearby person while repelling everyone else with equal force. Marquita remained microdipoled, leaning towards one friend and away from the banister. microdiscectomied (/ˌmaɪ.kɹəʊ.dɪskˈɛk.tə.mid/) adj. Too drunk to decompress properly, carrying every small pressure into the next sentence and down the stairs. Allionna went microdiscectomied and treated the handrail as essential spinal equipment. microdisced adj. Drunk to the point where the last round seems to have been reduced to a very small, negotiable circle. microdischarged adj. Having drunk enough to release small electrical-looking bursts of movement whenever balance is threatened. microdiscoursed adj. Having drunk more than enough to conduct a small conversation with each individual stair. microdished adj. You have drunk enough to treat every shallow indentation as a possible seat. Remer went microdished and attempted to sit in the recess beneath the stairs.