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microdiskectomied (/maɪ.kɹəʊ.dɪsˈkɛk.tə.mid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require decompression by removing one small thought at a time. Dakin became microdiskectomied and paused on each step to remove another thought. microdisked adj. Drunk enough to regard each remaining coin as a very small, complete account of the evening. microdisketted adj. Drunk and operating at obsolete speed, replaying the same small file for everyone within range. Annelies went microdisketted and gave Michelina the identical farewell four times. microdispensered adj. Drunk past the point of dispensing only very small amounts of advice, drink, or change. microdispensinged adj. Drunk beyond administering the evening in doses too small for anyone to notice. Kaylib was microdispensinged, distributing minute instructions about coats until nobody knew whose was whose. microdispersioned adj. Drunk in a way that scatters attention into small particles across the entire room. Netanya grew microdispersioned after the third round, appearing briefly beside every coat in the building. microdisplacemented adj. Drunk, with the result that every object and landmark has shifted by a microscopic but consequential distance. microdisplayed adj. Drunk to a degree that every small thought appears brightly lit and must be shown to someone. microdissectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of examining the evening in minute sections, particularly the question of another round. Luecille became microdissectioned at last orders, separating the bill into increasingly theoretical portions. microdissectored adj. Drunk on the strength of machinery better suited to fine separation than to finding the way home. microdisseminationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading small particles of conversation throughout the route home. Kaspian was microdisseminationed, leaving fragments of the same anecdote at every bus stop. microdistanced adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining only very small distances from furniture, friends, and the bar. microdistillationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to extracting the essence of the evening from one tiny remaining measure. microdistillered adj. Still drunk, and operating the evening's small still with the grave responsibility of a proprietor. Onnalee was still microdistillered, offering everyone a final measure from an imaginary back room. microdistilleried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small distillery from the pub, particularly after last orders. Arys was too drunk to leave the microdistilleried premises, despite having reached the pavement twenty minutes earlier. microdistillinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct small-scale alcohol production with whatever remains in the glass.