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microdroppered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who dispenses tiny, precise quantities of unsolicited opinion. Mahadi was microdroppered and delivered criticisms in measured portions throughout the meal. microducted adj. Loosened by drink into numerous narrow channels, each carrying conversation somewhere regrettable. microduplicationed adj. Emboldened by drink to replicate a minor grievance until it occupies the whole chromosome of the evening. Endrew became microduplicationed and repeated one small complaint until supper had acquired a genetic disorder. microdusted adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a fine, particulate residue on the bedside table by morning. microdynamicsed adj. Having drunk enough to make the morning after consist of tiny, continuous adjustments to standing, speaking, and breathing. microdynamometered adj. Having drunk more than the body's smallest motor can quietly compensate for by morning. microdyned adj. You have drunk enough to exert only a millionth of yesterday's force before breakfast. microdysgenesised adj. You are drunk and showing the morning after in tiny, unhelpful deviations from ordinary development. microdystrophinned adj. Of a drinker: missing most of the internal structure required to get through the morning intact. microearphoned adj. Describing a drinker who hears the morning as though it were being delivered through a really tiny earphone. Avaleena was microearphoned, asking the toaster to repeat itself before breakfast. microearthquaked adj. A drinker who produces only slight tremors, but continuously, particularly when reaching for water. Dorey was microearthquaked by nine, making the glass ripple without appearing to move. microechinated adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them small, prickly, and difficult to handle. Ricko emerged microechinated, bristling at the suggestion of toast and retreating beneath his coat. microecofacted adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by morning to one very small trace of the evening. Nasya was microecofacted, represented at breakfast by a receipt and one unexplained olive. microecologied adj. The condition of a drinker who supports a small, self-contained population of crumbs, cups, and unanswered messages. microeconometricianed adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the morning in individual transactions, including each sip of water. microeconometricsed adj. Reduced by drink to a set of small personal calculations, all of which favour another glass of water.