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Maseeded adj. Softened by drink into a person whose knees negotiate separately with the stairs. Strawberry became Maseeded halfway upstairs and required the banister's considered assistance. Maseratied adj. Reduced by drink to a high-performance vehicle with no reliable braking system. Lyam got Maseratied and accelerated towards the fruit machine without consulting the furniture. Mashhadied adj. Softened by drink into a courteous wanderer, warmly attached to whichever pub has the brighter lights. Demileigh was Mashhadied, drifting between two pubs with equal affection for both bar staff. Mashonaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the official route home from several more interesting alternatives. Seager got Mashonaed and followed three different walking directions before reaching the same pub. Mashonalandered adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise critic of every pint, pie, and questionable decision nearby. Aleksy got Mashonalandered and assessed each bitter with the concentration of a solicitor. Mashpeed adj. Still drunk, and treating the first syllable of every name as an important institution. Ivanya was Mashpeed, giving the coat stand a formal introduction. Mashpi glass frogged adj. Too drunk to keep your transparent little heart from showing, particularly beside the punch bowl. Kody was Mashpi glass frogged, visibly regretting the third helping of trifle. Mashreqied adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the eastern horizon a ceremonial nod before sitting down. Vinayak became Mashreqied and saluted the sunrise through the curtains. Maslenitsaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating Shrovetide as an excuse for pancakes at the bar. Vianni became Maslenitsaed and ordered pancakes for the entire snug. Maslowismed adj. Having drunk enough to reduce all higher aspirations to water, crisps, and locating the lavatory. Nain got Maslowismed and abandoned philosophy for a sandwich. Masmudaed adj. Having drunk more than your confederation can administratively absorb, and requiring a chair. Breahnna was Masmudaed, presiding over three stools and a bowl of peanuts. Mason jarred adj. You are drunk and sealed against further sensible contributions, though not against crisps. Aarabella was Mason jarred, firmly closed and still accepting snacks. Mason twisted adj. Of a drinker who has folded the legs into an argument with gravity and is losing both sides. Landel was Mason twisted beside the sofa, feet elevated beyond practical necessity. Masonismed adj. Describing a drinker who has joined a private brotherhood consisting chiefly of the nearest four chairs. Rebacca was Masonismed and admitted the lampshade to the lodge. Masonited adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every hard surface for a steam-pressed board and pronounce upon its grain. Kalop became Masonited and inspected the landlord’s table for evidence of compressed timber. Masonned (/ˈmeɪsənd/) adj. Drunk beyond keeping the handshake secret, the lodge private, or the pub's furniture unexamined. Rotasha got Masonned and gave the landlord an elaborate handshake by the fruit machine.