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microendolithed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled deep inside an unpromising crevice, issuing geological advice. microendoscoped adj. Softened by drink into treating the sofa cushions as a magnified landscape requiring close inspection. microendoscopied adj. Sharpened by drink into finding minute domestic faults in the kitchen and reporting each one. microengined adj. Loosened by drink into making small, persistent efforts that propel you nowhere beyond the sofa. microengineeringed adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake precision repairs on the kettle with a butter knife. Rodregus became microengineeringed and dismantled the toaster before anyone requested assistance. microenterprised adj. Slowed by drink to the operating pace of a five-person firm, especially when fetching water. Lones became microenterprised and held a board meeting before opening the fridge. microentrepreneured adj. Drunk and running the household as a small concern, with one employee and uncertain accounts. microentrepreneurshipped adj. Drunk to the point where making tea becomes a small enterprise with a business plan. microenvironmented adj. Drunk enough to establish a private climate beneath the sofa blanket and defend it from disturbance. Kojak was microenvironmented beneath two cushions, refusing to exchange warmth for water. microepibionted adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that crumbs and lint have established themselves upon you. microepidemicked adj. Slowed by drink to spreading one minor confusion through a very small area. Carey became microepidemicked and passed the same mistaken name around one end of the table. microepidemiologied adj. Drunk in a way that traces the spread of crumbs across a very short domestic distance. microepiphyted adj. Drunk, with the result that small household objects attach themselves to you as though growing there. Uriel fell asleep microepiphyted, with the remote resting on his shoulder. microequivalented adj. Drunk to a degree that one millionth of a serving seems a reasonable measure for another drink. Phinn became microequivalented and measured the remaining water in millionths. microergated adj. Having drunk enough to perform the smallest possible share of the work while claiming collective credit. Roberrt went microergated and let Penola settle the bill, find the coats, and call the cab. microerged adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing one millionth of an erg's useful energy for reaching the kitchen.