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microerosioned adj. Drunk on the strength of tiny, repeated departures from good order: one crumb, one spill, one sock. Bettey left the kitchen microerosioned by a trail of crumbs and uncertain wiping. microerythrocyted adj. Drunk since last orders, and circulating slowly between the sofa, the kitchen and the glass of water. Elliett was microerythrocyted, completing one sluggish circuit before sitting down. microestheticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and judging the small-scale arrangement of cushions with unusual seriousness. microetchinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and engraving minute, unexplained marks into the evening's domestic surfaces. microeukaryoted adj. Still drunk, and behaving like a microscopic independent cell within the larger organism of the sofa. Kamel remained microeukaryoted in a cushion crevice, conducting private movements. microevented adj. Too drunk to treat the smallest domestic occurrence as anything less than an occasion. Shaniki became microevented when the kettle clicked and called everyone to witness. microevolutioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to alter household habits by tiny increments, beginning with sleeping beside the water. Cashmiere grew microevolutioned, moving the glass closer to the sofa each hour. microevolutionisted adj. Having drunk enough to study minor changes in your own behaviour across the evening. Teeanna became microevolutionisted and recorded her gradual migration from kitchen to sofa. microexaminationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to inspect the glass of water for evidence of tampering. Jakyla got microexaminationed and held the water up to the kitchen light. microexfoliationed adj. You have drunk enough to shed tiny grains of dignity across the sofa and kitchen floor. Jahvaughn became microexfoliationed, leaving biscuit dust wherever he sat. microexonned adj. You are drunk and communicating only in very short sections, usually between sofa and kitchen. microexovesicled adj. Drunk enough to treat every tiny bubble from the crisps as a separate bar companion. microexpansioned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a small matter small, especially after the second telling. microexplanted adj. Drunk beyond remaining properly rooted in the conversation, and liable to be found elsewhere without warning. Alissa went microexplanted and was discovered beside the fruit machine, detached from the discussion. microexplosioned adj. Drunk in a way that produces brief, local disturbances: a dropped beermat, a sudden oath, then calm. Tairen became microexplosioned and set off tiny crises along the length of the bar. microexplosived adj. Drunk, with the result that the smallest remark becomes capable of going off in the snug. Xylus grew microexplosived when someone queried the wisdom of another round.