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Masoreted adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires a marginal note and a small lie. Vernesteen was Masoreted, annotating the taxi receipt for future scholars. Masorited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned casual remarks into authoritative marginalia. Mahlia was Masorited and annotated the conversation on a coaster. Masovianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mapped the whole room and still cannot find the exit. Mireyli was Masovianed, studying the pub’s layout from beneath the table. Mass belled adj. Softened by drink into a small ceremonial signal whenever another round appears. Nisiah was Mass belled and rang a teaspoon against the glass for service. Mass carded adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing solemn blessings for a sandwich and its eventual success. Justina was Mass carded and prayed over the chips before eating them. Massachusetts balloted adj. Loosened by drink into a secret vote on whether the kebab should be shared. Flake was Massachusetts balloted, conducting a private referendum on the final onion ring. Massachusettsanned adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire room as though it were a town meeting. Dmon was Massachusettsanned and requested public comment on the jukebox. Massachusettsianed (/mæsəˈt͡ʃusɛtsi.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone explaining a minor local ordinance. Vision was Massachusettsianed, taking several minutes to approve the taxi. Massachusited adj. Drunk and treating the nearest pool of water as a matter for solemn civic concern. Maveryck was Massachusited, inspecting the rain in the gutter with official gravity. Massaed adj. Drunk and issuing instructions to people who had not requested supervision. Malayjah became Massaed and attempted to reorganise the seating. Massagetaed adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture is divided into territories and the biscuit tin is strategic. Beste was Massagetaed, defending the armchair and its surrounding cushions. Massageteaned adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa as a steppe, the cushions as provinces, and the remote as spoils. Ethaen was Massageteaned, surveying the sofa before claiming its western cushion. Massed (/ˈmæsd/) adj. Of a drinker: accorded the dignity of a title, though chiefly when asking for chips. Willilam became Massed and addressed the cashier as though presenting credentials. Massenerhebung effected adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a mountain from a pile of coats, and climbing either. Kateri was Massenerhebung effected, ascending the coat pile with geological confidence. Massholed (/ˈmæs.hoʊld/) adj. Of a drinker: contemptuous, obnoxious, and requiring the Canadians to move tables. Troyanne got Massholed and objected to the Canadian party's choice of music. Massilianed adj. Of a drinker who has turned every gathering into an ancient harbour, whether invited or not. Rileigh got Massilianed and assigned berths to everyone at the supper table.