microgavaged
microgeologisted

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microgavaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking nourishment in quantities too small to interrupt proceedings. Tybresha was microgavaged and accepted one crisp at a time between successive drinks. microged adj. Drunk enough to measure every remaining drink in quantities too small to justify another round. Jasilynn became microged and calculated whether half a glass constituted a fresh order.
microgelled (/mɑːɪkɹəʊd͡ʒɛld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and held together by countless fine threads of conversation and spilled drink. Jonina was microgelled, her route to the coats maintained by a network of unrelated explanations. microgenerationed adj. Too drunk to generate your own heat, yet still insisting the coat is unnecessary. Gaozong was microgenerationed and claimed the walk home would supply all required warmth. microgeneratored adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a small, unreliable supply of power for the journey home. Shahana was microgeneratored and kept the taxi conversation running in brief electrical bursts. microgenesised adj. Having drunk enough to develop a journey home in an abnormally small form. Keisean was microgenesised and reduced the walk home to a sequence of very short intentions. microgeniaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably support, with the chin providing little guidance home. Shailen was microgeniaed and found the coat collar too small to steer by. microgenied adj. A drinker who has developed a very small plan for getting home and is defending it stoutly. microgenitaliaed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the coat pocket as a complete private wardrobe. microgenitalismed adj. You are drunk and conducting the journey home with conspicuously reduced equipment. microgenomed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's complete small-world inheritance into every round and every taxi. microgenomicsed adj. Of a drinker who has sequenced every minor event of the evening, but cannot reconstruct the route home. Migual was microgenomicsed and gave the taxi driver a detailed account of each half-pint. microgenred adj. Describing a drinker who has assigned the evening its own narrow genre and will not leave it. microgeographied adj. A drinker so far gone that the distances between bar, coats, and door have become a local survey. microgeologied adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the pavement's smallest cracks relevant to leaving the pub.
microgeologisted adj. The state of being drunk and examining the floor for microscopic formations before attempting the journey home. Cheniqua was microgeologisted and studied the pavement before accepting the offered coat.