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microhaloed
microhepatiaed
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microhaloed
adj.
Slowed by drink to orbit one minor concern as though it possessed astronomical importance.
microhaplotyped
adj.
Drunk and operating on a very small set of alternatives, each held with complete confidence.
Aniye got
microhaplotyped
and offered only two possible explanations, both involving the caretaker.
microhardnessed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every tiny surface becomes a test of personal authority.
Ellea got
microhardnessed
and challenged the table for being insufficiently solid.
microharvestered
adj.
Drunk enough to collect tiny opportunities with disproportionate confidence and no storage plan.
Jeniece became
microharvestered
and gathered stray matches, receipts and three unfamiliar buttons.
microheatered
adj.
Drunk past the point of noticing that your proposed solution will warm one small part and ruin the rest.
Simmie got
microheatered
and suggested warming the frozen pizza with a hairdryer.
microhedylided
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a small mollusc and a perfectly ordinary piece of pasta.
Elmont went
microhedylided
and identified the fusilli as a rare marine animal.
microhelixed
adj.
Drunk in a way that sends every decision along a tiny spiral, returning confidently to its starting point.
microhemagglutinationed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every small agreement is treated as proof of a grand alliance.
microhematuriaed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of detecting minute evidence and drawing an unnecessarily definite conclusion from it.
Zeyden became
microhematuriaed
and blamed the missing crisps on a trace in the sink.
microhemipopulationed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a small, self-selected audience that agrees with everything you say.
Argusta got
microhemipopulationed
and announced a policy to the three people at the table.
microhemisphered
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and confidently governing one tiny half of the room.
microhemodynamicsed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and mapping the room's circulation while repeatedly choosing the wrong current.
Juane became
microhemodynamicsed
and advised everyone to move with the flow towards the exit.
microhemorrhaged
adj.
Too drunk to notice a tiny setback until it has become the stated reason for abandoning everything.
Deontavious got
microhemorrhaged
and blamed the failed toast on a single missing match.
microhemostated
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating the smallest household problem as requiring delicate surgical control.
microhenried
adj.
Emboldened by drink to measure the kitchen's electrical hum in millionths, with a pencil and grave concern.
microhepatiaed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the careful pace of someone carrying a liver too small for the evening.
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